May 2013
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
maid-affair:
I watched 8 years of supernatural in 2 months
Is it bad that i watched 7 years of supernatural in 8 days. :(
broadway-aradia:
AND SUDDENLY,
letslarryon:
started watching supernatural
what did i do
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your...
avengette:
hundred and hundreds of AUs
thousands actually
MILLIONS
Most of them involve me being famous just so I can hang out with other famous people. x3
Like, starring as Katherine in a RotG live action movie. x33 Or Squirrel Girl in a Deadpool movie… or a random civilian in an Avengers movie… x333
curly-headedfreak:
I was telling my friend that the way most people get into watching Doctor Who, it usually takes three episodes for you to get hooked.
She whispered intensely:
“the Power of Three.”
MIND BLOWN.
So many new followers!
castiel-is-my-home-boy:
Thanks for following! :D
Tris: You’ve been paying close attention, haven’t you?
Four: I like to observe people.
Tris: “Maybe you were cut out for Candor, Four, because you’re a terrible liar.
Four: Fine.
Me: *holds breathe*
Four: I watched you because I LIKE YOU.
Me: *stops breathing*
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
allthefandomfeelings:
chesnips:
maahamburger:
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
punmonster:
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
WARNING
chimchimchurro-o:
thisismydivision:
faberry-squeen:
thisismydivision:
There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it
know this, if you see a link that looks like this
┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
spread this
make it go everywhere
I am just giving you guys a heads up,
question
why is “i don’t know where i am” in bold
i feel confused
Oh, whovians. I love it when you confuse...
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
iwillnothaveflirtingcompanions:
today my mom texted me asking if we had pasta in the cabinet and i sent back “bitch there might be” and fucking shit when she came home from work she just stood in the doorway and stared at me for a few seconds she had a bag from the store and i asked if pasta was in the bag and she said “bITCH THERE MIGHT BE” AND I’M SCREAMING
Second-Hand Hope: Who Else →
laurensphilosophicalblog:
deosluxmea:
thepsychicpaper:
aspiringtimelord:
I firmly believe that, as he doesn’t deserve the title of The Doctor, John Hurt’s regeneration (wherever it actually falls) should be hereby be referred to as Who Else.
Because that’s what…
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
American Shows: ok we're going to show you this pilot... oh ok you like the pilot? That's good, have 20 more episodes. And a subsequent 9 seasons. And the transcripts and deleted scenes and plenty of interviews with the cast. Oh also here's the gag reel, enjoy!
British Shows: Here's four episodes you fuckers, come back in two years and we might have some more done if we can be arsed. If you're lucky.
