don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle)
I watched 8 years of supernatural in 2 months
Is it bad that i watched 7 years of supernatural in 8 days. :(
I want this at my wedding.
This sounds threatening.
- Two families enter.
- One family leaves.
The Wedding Games
May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
OH MY GOD
(Source: jennypriceless)
- me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
- me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
- me during an exam: alright focus
- me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
- me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
- me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
- me during an exam: lol fuck this
- me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
- me during an exam: oh exam right
- me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
- me during an exam: i am better than all of you
- me during an exam: peasants
- me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
- me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
- me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
- me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- me during an exam: was i doing something
- me during an exam: right test okay
- me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
- me during an exam: did we learn this
- me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
- me during an exam: is that really necessary
- me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
- me during an exam: i will kill all of you
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head
hundred and hundreds of AUs
thousands actually
MILLIONS
Most of them involve me being famous just so I can hang out with other famous people. x3
Like, starring as Katherine in a RotG live action movie. x33 Or Squirrel Girl in a Deadpool movie… or a random civilian in an Avengers movie… x333
(Source: 7bottles)
Hi I'm Emi.
